Tiger Returns...as Caddie

Aaaaaaaaand I make my triumphant return to sports blogging. Wow, it's been a while. I'd love to tell you all that I've been busy, but I haven't been. From the time of my last post (in June) to now, I've been doing a lot of golfing. That's what I do in the summer. But now that summer is over, I figured I'd get back into filling your free time with my random ramblings. A wise man once said, "stick to what you're good at." It's not necessarily that I'm good at rambling, but ya gotta start somewhere. I may as well give my fingers some exercise...

Deep down, Tiger is pissed off. The first photo of him back on a golf course after a heroic US Open win at Torrey Pines is at Torrey Pines. But this time, he's loopin' for some 59 year-old chump who won a contest. The dude even 5-putted. That's the thing about big league contracts. Millions of dollars in your bank account in exchange for standing in a bib, grinning like a fool while pretending to be having a good time.

There's nobody who smiles as wide as Eldrick. Hopefully we'll be seeing those pearly whites come April in Augusta.