Rollin' on Pinkies

Say hello to Manchester City's midfielder Stephen Ireland.

From FanIQ: "Ireland's already known as a bit of a space cadet, he once pretended his grandmother had died to get out of an international game, but this is taking it to a whole other level. Who's he trying to impress with this thing? 10-year-old girls? Richard Simmons? I'll just say this: I live in San Francisco and I've never seen a car this, uh, festive. And that's saying something."

Are you ready for this? Apparently it's worth $178,000.