Friday, December 21, 2007

Sid the Kid drops the mitts, Gaborik bulges twine, Most disturbing sports story not ending in 'Vick'?

He's just your ordinary heavyweight, willing to drop the gloves with anybody in the league. What? You heard me. Last night, Sidney Crosby had his first NHL dust-up with Bruins D Andrew Ference. We've seen Crosby get aggrevated in the past, but not to the point of fighting. He usually settles for the whining like a 10-year-old tactic when he feels he's been 'mistreated'. In the end, it's nice to see The Kid stand up for himself once in a while. It was also his first career Gordie Howe Hat-trick; scoring once and collecting 2 helpers on goals by Evgeni Malkin. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)


Marian Gaborik of the Minnesota Wild scored 5 times last night against the New York Rangers, becoming the first player in 11 years to score 5 times since Sergei Fedorov did it in 1996. He also set a franchise record for goals scored at the same time. "Shades of Pavel Bure," said Wild forward Mark Parrish, a former teammate of Bure's with Florida. "It was just like watching Bure in the day. I mean, Gabby was banking them in out of the air, scoring on breakaways, skating through everybody, making highlight-film goals." Ironically, Gaborik's friends had sent him a video on YouTube of Bure's 5-goal night for Team Russia vs. Finland in the '98 Olympics Thursday morning. I guess it was meant to be. (Minneapolis-St.Paul Star Tribune)

There's a very strange story coming out of Chapel Hill this week. Apparently, 3 UNC Tarheel football players were sexually assaulted by some real nasty broads and a naked dude holding a knife to their throat. Excuse me? I can't do this story justice. Check out The Big Lead and have a good laugh. I love this quote from the story: "The woman looks LARGE. Like maybe a deuce, deuce and a half." Or, one of the comments reads: "Who leaves a bar with those girls? If the one’s best friend is Crack, the other is Cheeseburger. Damn guys, you play football. Now at UNC being a football player might not get you J.J. Reddick type ass, but you can do better."
I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

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