T.O. hates Jessica Simpson, Britney's sister is preggo, NHL lays down the law

This year was going a little 'too' smooth for the Dallas Cowboys, especially with Terrell Owens in the their lineup. Well, it's been reported today in the Dallas Morning News that T.O. hates his QB's girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. Seriously, his message for her was to stay away from Tony and to stay away from Texas Stadium. Oddly enough, Tony Romo had his worst game since his former girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in attendance last season. Apparently, he just doesn't play well in front of his bedmates.

Here's a shocker...and I'm not being sarcastic. Ok, maybe a little bit. Britney Spears' sister Jamie-Lynn Spears, 16, is pregnant. Jesus. I guess they're just baby-making machines. Or, they're just stupid. I think it's a little bit of both, but any way you look at it, it's pretty ridiculous. Check out: Little Spears’ Baby Daddy Was a Football Prospect (Albeit a Very Low Level One) (The Big Lead)

Today the NHL suspended the New York Islanders' resident psychopath, Chris Simon, giving him a 30-gamer for stomping on Pittsburgh's Jarkko Ruutu last Saturday. Simon's going to forfeit close to $300,000 during his suspension. What I don't like about this is Simon said in a published statement that he was going to 'seek help' and try to sort his life out. Sincere? Probably not. He's a 7-time repeat offender when it comes to suspensions. Giving him 30 games and then letting him back in the league to do something as stupid as what he did 4 days ago just doesn't make sense to me. The only time he spoke in front of the camera about his vicious slash to the Rangers' Ryan Hollweg was the day before he was reinstated in the NHL earlier this year. Chris Simon might say he's embarassed and apologetic for what he's done, but I doubt it. Kick'em out!